Cycle Puncturewala 1st night ko room gaya biwi ko uthaya aur bath tub me letaya
Biwi:Kya hua ?
CPW:Apun ko sirf paani me hole dikhta hai..

Tom: even after putting condom i got 3 kids.
Dr.:how 2 u put it ?
Tom: i try to push it in as much as posible & d rest in front i cut it...

Big lips r nice 2kiss
big nipples nice 2suck
big boobz r nice 2squeez
but
big hole hopless to fuck

Moral: not all big things will be good...

Boy:How much 4d chicken. Vendor:Rs.10. B:y so less? V:it had got AIDS. B:de do mujhe khani hai gaand thodi marni hai.

A Khuda Ladki ki kamar kyu patli banayi, Mitti kam padi ya rishwat khayi ?
KHUDA: Na mitti kam padi, Na rishwat khai, Kamar dabai tabhi to CHEST bahar aai.